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Kenapa Indonesia Tidak Termasuk Ya??

Lagi jalan-jalan dan terus mampir ke google zeitgeist cuma agak kepikiran koq Indonesia ga termasuk ya? negara-negara lain ada, seperti malaysia, singapore, philipines, dan yang lainnya. Apa pengguna internet dikit kali di Indonesia???

Buku Pelajaran Gratis

Memang yang gratis-gratis itu paling enak nah ini buat adik-adik di SD, SMP, SMK, SMA atau orang tua atau kakak-kakak yang punya adik yang masih sekolah, sekarang bisa download buku pelajaran gratis.. “Buku Gratis”..sekali lagi buku gratis dari depdiknas karena sejak 30 Juni 2008 ada program Buku Sekolah Elektronik (BSE) bisa download buku pelajaran SD hingga SMA, jadi ga perlu susah-susah beli buku di toko buku, tinggal sedot download langsung print udah tinggal belajar, memang enak anak sekolah sekarang (emang susah ya dulu? ). Faisal langsung aja mana alamat websitenya…sabar ya, nah kalau mau belajar online juga ada, jadi tinggal milih mau download atau mau belajar online.  Ok sekarang ini alamat websitenya:

• BSE - Website Departemen Pendidikan Nasional (Depdiknas)
• Kalau pakai ftp bisa di sini

nah kalau mau yang gratis-gratis lainnya…ntar saja infonya ya, sekarang lagi malas neh nulisnya

Duduk Lama Depan Komputer Boleh Membawa Maut

“Duduk Lama Depan Komputer Boleh Membawa Maut” wah ada apa neh? Kalau duduk di komputer memang tak boleh Sebenarnya itu adalah subjek email dan tadi saya baru baca, karena judulnya menarik (mungkin ada kata-kata maut komputer) langsung dibaca emailnya..bla..bla………ternyata ini mengenai penyakit Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT) tu (pura2 ngerti ) ternyata penyakit ini bisa terjadi ketika ada pembekuan darah di saluran femoral vein kemudian…baca aja dech di sini dan kalau malas ga mau baca lihat aja simulasinya di sini atau langsung baca aja artikel ini. Katanya sich DVT ini bisa terjadi bukan ketika duduk didepan komputer dalam waktu lama tapi ketika naik pesawat/perjalanan yang membutuhkan waktu lama dan posisi duduk yang lama. So harus sering2 bergerak ketika duduk lama di depan komputer, mungkin itu yang saya tahu atau jangan duduk lama depan komputer terus kapan nulis blog ini? kalau ga bisa duduk lama-lama . Nah baca email nya ni:

Duduk Lama Depan Komputer Boleh Bawa Maut
 
Sejak akhir-akhir terdengar beberapa webmaster diserang dengan pelbagai jenis penyakit 
sehingga ada diantaranya begitu kritikal sehingga terpaksa dimasukkan 
ke wad hospital untuk pemantauan kesihatannya. Malah ada diantaranya 
telah sampai ke tahap kritikal sehingga diserang penyakit angin ahmar.
 
Ramai yang masih tidak sedar bahawa duduk terlalu lama di depan komputer 
atau bekerja selama berjam-jam secara pasif di atas kerusi akan membuat 
otot - otot tubuh kita terasa kaku, keras dan mata menjadi pedih. 
Malah selain keluhan ringan tersebut tersembunyi juga ancaman lain 
yang berisiko bagi kesehatan. New Zealand Medic al Journal dalam edisi 
terbaru, melaporkan kajian dari Institut Penyelidikan Perubatan New 
Zealand menunjukkan bahawa pekerja pejabat yang menghabiskan 
masa terlalu lama duduk di meja masing-masing berisiko tinggi 
menghadapi masalah darah beku. Penyelidik mendapati, satu pertiga 
daripada pesakit yang dimasukkan ke hospital kerana mengidap -trombosis 
pembuluh darah vena (DVT) atau darah beku, adalah mereka yang 
menghabiskan masa berjam-jam mengadap komputer.
 
Penyakit Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT) ini adalah disebabkan darah 
beku yang menyebabkan saluran pembuluh darah terutamanya di 
bahagian paha dan betis tersumbat. Keadaan ini berlaku kerana aliran 
darah yang tidak baik hasil dari aktiviti yang pasif dan rehat yang 
berlebihan.
 
Hal ini akan diperburukkan apabila bilik yang diduduki berhawa dingin 
di mana udara yang sejuk itu mempercepatkan kadar pembekuan 
darah terutama di bahagian kaki.
 
Ketua penyelidik, Profesor Richard Beasley berkata sebahagian 
pekerja pejabat yang mengidap masalah itu duduk di depan skrin 
komputer selama lebih 10 jam sehari. Masalah ini biasanya dihadapi 
oleh pekerja dalam industri teknologi maklumat dan pusat panggilan.
 
Sekitar 34 peratus dari 62 sampel yang mengalami gumpalan darah 
adalah mereka yang dalam jangka waktu lama bekerja dengan duduk
di kerusi, sementara 21 peratus penderita lainnya adalah terdiri dari 
mereka yang melakukan perjalanan jarak jauh menaiki kapalterbang, 
seperti disiarkan oleh AFP.

The Holy Qur’an in Multilingual Translation

After such a degree long time is not writing at blog this, now me posting about links the holy Qur’an in multilingual translation.

Arabic
http://www.zshare.net/download/12921493657ebd83/
http://rapidshare.com/files/119152351/The_Noble_Quran_In_Arabic_-_www.freshwap.net_-_thevista.rar.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ODR0E1AU

English
http://www.zshare.net/download/12870907f6da9911/
http://rapidshare.com/files/118967918/The_Holly_Quran_English_-_www.freshwap.net_-_thevista.rar.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5Z4PFKT0

Sindhi
http://www.zshare.net/download/13150066fc2f7b7e/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120398041/The_Noble_Quran_In_Sindhi.pdf.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UL2DLD6Y
http://ifile.it/brkni90

Malayalam
http://www.zshare.net/download/131622144fdd35c9/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120248032/The_Noble_Quran_In_Malayalam.pdf.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QGWK77Q9
http://ifile.it/r83ed5i

Indonesian
http://www.zshare.net/download/13149708fae25a45/
http://rapidshare.com/files/121304670/the_noble_quran_in_indonesian.pdf.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=44SIIVWP
http://ifile.it/24j6a07

Macedonian
http://www.zshare.net/download/131491837cdaeaf5/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120236935/The_Noble_Quran_In_Macedonian.pdf.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4FF6UDPF
http://ifile.it/26srwcq
Kashmiri
http://www.zshare.net/download/131877056271623a/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120234631/The_Noble_Quran_In_Kashmiri.pdf.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MWB52JX3
http://ifile.it/c80d7fs
Kazakh
http://www.zshare.net/download/1314915897062083/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120397678/The_Noble_Quran_In_Kazakh.pdf.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Q1TRXZFI
http://ifile.it/9m7a5j4

Vietnamase
http://www.zshare.net/download/13149503d1104c74/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120398378/The_Noble_Quran_In_Vietnamese.pdf.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=B9H3ROL8
http://ifile.it/egm4asb
Tamil
http://www.zshare.net/download/1314942199888a3f/
http://rapidshare.com/files/121321263/the_noble_quran_in_tamil.pdf.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UGIZ23S3
http://ifile.it/gtb67ye

URDU
http://www.zshare.net/download/1315007890fa5ddd/
http://www.filefactory.com/file/8d2d8e
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YI4ZX3V3
http://ifile.it/25w3gcs
Nko
http://www.zshare.net/download/13149784fcc18b68/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120397824/The_Noble_Quran_In_Nko.pdf.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VH12DNL9
http://ifile.it/ceok12w

Hausa
http://www.zshare.net/download/131491884c4e46bb/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120393296/The_Noble_Quran_In_Hausa.pdf.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=856O6YFT
http://ifile.it/2zjp7fe

Filipino
http://www.zshare.net/download/131491215c8999d0/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120233169/The_Noble_Quran_In_Filipino.pdf.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CITDAMPQ
http://ifile.it/wpbvmu7
Albanian
http://www.zshare.net/download/13149172130bee3e/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120394586/The_Noble_Quran_In_Albanian.pdf.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=B3M4M4ZL
http://ifile.it/hj19k74
Brahui
http://rapidshare.com/files/120095948/The.Noble.Quran.In.Brahui.pdf
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HZFQZ9UK
http://www.filefactory.com/file/b0e219
http://depositfiles.com/files/5789255

Chichewa
http://www.zshare.net/download/13149128542074a1/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120236762/The_Noble_Quran_In_Chichewa.pdf.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T516HVIM
http://ifile.it/60igpne

Chinese
http://www.zshare.net/download/1312526692b686dd/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120320087/the.noble.quran.in.chinese.pdf
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D0S810FF
http://ifile.it/h6kmtsj
Portuguese
http://www.zshare.net/download/131253742086b97d/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120096069/The.Noble.Quran.In.Portuguese.pdf
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=A9PAJ4OA
http://ifile.it/51ext9s
Persian
http://www.zshare.net/download/131252117d585262/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120096038/The.Noble.Quran.In.Persian.pdf
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6G8HZAOH
http://ifile.it/lovjc0u
Korean
http://www.zshare.net/download/131827446afb4633/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120096059/The.Noble.Quran.In.Korean.pdf
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S0TWS9UR
http://ifile.it/djvp6hx
Greek
http://www.zshare.net/download/1303984911bcbb65/
http://rapidshare.com/files/119770370/The_Holly_Quran_Greek_-_www.freshwap.net_-_thevista.rar.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VOYZYMO4
Thai
http://www.zshare.net/download/13015038f97376ac/
http://rapidshare.com/files/119679519/The_Holly_Quran_Thai_-_www.freshwap.net_-_thevista.rar.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7LYR5MY7

Yoroba
http://www.zshare.net/download/13048263d6dc461e/
http://rapidshare.com/files/119797156/The_Holly_Quran_Yoroba_-_www.freshwap.net_-_thevista.rar.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=C9AWEUQQ

Turkish
http://www.zshare.net/download/1304167769cbcea9/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120079343/The_Holly_Quran_Turkish_-_www.freshwap.net_-_thevista.rar.html

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=L6PE91RA

German
http://www.zshare.net/download/12912527c12b93c0/
http://rapidshare.com/files/119422829/the_holly_quran_german_-_www.freshwap.net_-_thevista.rar.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UYATM16N
http://ifile.it/74iak5n
Spanish
http://www.zshare.net/download/12953809f5422482/
http://rapidshare.com/files/119440397/The_Holly_Quran_Spanish_-_www.freshwap.net_-_thevista.rar.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8G3ZQBSV
French
http://www.zshare.net/download/1271085739a608aa/
http://rapidshare.com/files/118334856/The_Holly_Quran_French_-_www.freshwap.net_-_thevista.rar.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YQ1J8H9D

Russian
http://www.zshare.net/download/130405240b2cca6d/
http://rapidshare.com/files/119774588/The_Holly_Quran_Russian_-_www.freshwap.net_-_thevista.rar.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=H60MC0UM

Somalia
http://www.zshare.net/download/13149310ec584be2/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120396012/The_Noble_Quran_In_Somali.pdf.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=C0NH2E69
http://www.filefactory.com/file/13ce9b

Uyghur
http://www.zshare.net/download/13149358a69088fa/
http://rapidshare.com/files/120237298/The_Noble_Quran_In_Uyghur.pdf.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2OQ2PQVY
http://ifile.it/stdkgjz

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Hati-Hati Memilih Web Hosting

Sekedar sharing pengalaman, tadi pagi2 dapat informasi dari client kalau websitenya tidak bisa di akses, langsung ke TKP websitenya untuk cek apa permasalahannya, apa memang down servernya, akses internet, atau ke block website nya. Setelah di cek, pertama2 semua website dalam satu account tersebut memang tidak bisa diakses langsung beprasangka assumsi  server sedang maintenance  (berdasarkan pengalaman memang sering terjadi hal seperti itu dan  setelah di konfirmasikan ke  admin hosting selalu bilang  maintenance) kemudian contact admin hosting untuk menanyakan hal tersebut  tidak ada response (sudah bikin deg-deg-an ) dan beberapa jam kemudian website yang lain (satu account yang sama) sudah bisa di akses tapi website yang utama masih tidak bisa (udah semakin deg-deg-an )…usut punya usut, ternyata database untuk website itu di blok dan kata si admin di bann karena menggunakan plugin X….padahal plugin itu di hosting yang lainnya (kebetulan sewa di tempat hosting lain) tidak ada masalah…cape dech
akhirnya demi website biar live kembali, ikuti saran syarat admin yaitu remove plugin tersebut dan akhirnya live kembali website itu.
So ini sekedar tips buat yang lagi nyari hosting:
1. Cari hosting yang murah (hari gini… :D) tapi cari bandwith yang besar (jangan unlimited bandwith karena kadang-kadang unlimited tidak sama dengan sebebasnya limited)
2. Kalau sudah ketemu calon tempat hosting,  survey di internet, blogwalking cari2 informasi tentang hosting tersebut. Apa komen dari pengguna hosting tersebut, biasanya ada yg pro dan kontra.
3. Untuk pengguna yang benar-benar ingin traffic yang tinggi sebaiknya ambil paket yang paling murah selanjutnya kalau dalam 3-6 bulan terasa OK, upgrade lah.

Menyesal????

Menyesal?? kenapa menyesal? itu cuma judul lagu koq kemarin beres2in harddisk dan ada lagu Ressa Herlambang judulnya menyesal, iseng2 dengerin koq enak juga, awal2 sich agak…agak… tapi setelah beberapa kali didengerin koq jadi pingin dengerin, kalau mau dengerin cari aja di googling beli CD bukan bajakan pasti ketemu kalau tidak ketemu cari di glodok baca aja liriknya ini:

Ressa Herlambang - Menyesal

Semula ku tak yakin
Kau lakukan ini padaku
Meski dihati merasa
Kau berubah saat kau mengenal dia

Reff:*
Bila cinta tak lagi untukku
Bila hati tak lagi padaku
Mengapa harus dia yang merebut dirimu

**
Bila aku tak baik untukmu
Dan bila dia bahagia dirimu
Aku kan pergi meski hati tak akan rela

Terkadang ku menyesal
Mengapa ku kenalkan dia padamu

Back to Reff:* dan **

Back to Reff:* dan **

Terkadang ku menyesal
Mengapa ku kenalkan dia padamu

Kalau membaca lirik lagunya khususnya di  Bila aku tak baik untukmu, Dan bila dia bahagia dirimu, Aku kan pergi meski hati tak akan rela ini membikin sedih, dalam hidup memang perlu berkorban dan tidak boleh egois (bener ga sich? ) Udah ach gitu aja cuma pingin nulis aja tentang lagu ini tidak tahu akhir-akhir ini senang dengar lagu ini meskipun beda mood

Internet Slang

You might have seen lots of people on internet use these words like lol, OMG, ASAP, etc.
Do you want to know their meaning? Then here it is…Guide to Internet Slang

0-9
1337 (written in ASCII) - From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
2 - too, or to
4 - For

A
AFAICR/S/T - As far as I can recall / remember / see / tel
AFAIK - As far as I know
AFK - Away from keyboard
ANFSCD - And Now For Something Completely Different. Used to change the subject of conversation.
ASAP - As soon as possible
ASL - Age / sex / location
ATEOTD - At The End of the Day
ATM - At the moment
AWOL - Absent Without (Official) Leave
AYBABTU (also abbreviated as AYB) - All your base are belong to us (from the video game Zero Wing)

B
B2B - Business to Business
B& and/or B7- Banned
BBIAB - Be back in a bit
BBL/S - Be back later / shortly / soon
BCNU - Be seein’ you
Blog - Also known as web log or an online journal
BOFH - ~censored~ operator from hell
Bot - Any type of automated software in chat rooms and web-cataloging software
BRB - Be right back
BSOD - Blue Screen of Death
BTDT - Been there done that
BTW - By the way
Bump - Increment (For example, C’s ++ operator.)or a acronym for “Bring Up My Post”

C
Crawl - To retrieve a web page along with the hyperlinks that reference it
Crapplet - A poorly written computer application
CU - See you (later)
CYA - See ya OR Cover Your Ass
Cyber (prefix) - A term used to connect the subsequent word loosely to the world of computers or the Internet or sex over a computer
Cyberspace - Virtual reality, the Internet, the World Wide Web, and other kinds of computer systems. Science fiction author William Gibson popularized the term in his novel Necromancer. Gibson used the word to describe a virtual world of computer networks that his cyberpunk heroes ‘jacked into’

D
DFTT - Don’t feed the trolls
DGAF - Don’t Give A ~censored~
DIAF - Die in a fire
DILLIGAF/D/S - Does it look like I give a flip / ~censored~ / damn / ~love~
DND - Do not disturb
DOA - Dead on arrival. Refers to hardware that is broken on delivery.

E
EOF - End Of File
EOM - End of Message
EOL - End of Life. Device or hardware, that is at the end of its life cycle.
EQ - Ever Quest
ETA - Estimated time of arrival

F
FAQ - Frequently Asked Question(s)
FFS - For ~censored~’s sake
Flamer - Someone who makes inflammatory, abusive or directly offensive comments. Similar to, but not quite the same as an Internet troll[3]
FMCDH - From My Cold Dead Hands
FOAD - ~censored~ off and die
FOAF - Friend of a friend
FTL - For the loss
FTW - For the win
FU - ~censored~ you
FUBAR - ~censored~ up beyond all recognition / repair (from military slang; pronounced “foo-bar”)
FUD - Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt (the purposeful spread of misinformation)
FWIW - For what it’s worth
FYI - For your information

G
GBTW - Get back to work
GF - Great/good fight/girlfriend
GFU - Good for you
GFY - Go ~censored~ yourself
GG - Good game, used at or near the conclusion of a gaming match
GJ - Good job, often used in online gaming when a teammate performs an act benefitting his team, such as killing an opponent or enabling that kill
GMTA - Great minds think alike
Godwin’s Law - Dictates that the longer a thread, the more likely someone will post a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler
Gratz - Congratulations
GTFO - Get the ~censored~ out
GTG or G2G - ‘Got to go’ or ‘Good to go’
GR -Good Race
GR8 - Great

H
HAND - Have A Nice Day
Handle - Name used in online chat, (AKA nick(name), alias, screen/user name)
HF - Have fun
Haxor or H4×0r (1337) - Hacker
Hit - A request made to the web server, (noun) the results of an internet search, (verb) loading a Web page. Hits are not equivalent to visitors of a webpage.
Homepage - The website’s introduction page, starting point, and guide. The technical term is “index”
Hot list - A collection of publicly available URLs (World Wide Web site addresses), sometimes available as text files.
HTH - Hope this / that helps
H8 - Hate

I
IANAL - I am not a lawyer
IBTL - In before the lock
IDC - I don’t care
IDK - I don’t know
IIRC - If I recall / remember correctly
IIUC - If I understand correctly
IMO/IMHO/IMNSHO/IMAO - In my (humble / honest / not so humble / arrogant) opinion
Information superhighway - The Internet (AKA: I-way, Infobahn)
IONO - I don’t know
IOW - In other words
IRC - Internet Relay Chat
IRL - In real life
ITYM - I Think You Mean
IWSN - I want sex now
IYKWIM - If you know what I mean

J
Jaggy - Aliased computer graphics
JK or j/k - Just kidding, or joke
JFGI - Just ~censored~/Freaking Google It

K
k or kk - OK
KISS - Keep it simple stupid.
KS(ing) - Kill-Steal(ing)
KOS - Kill on sight
KTHX - OK, thanks
KTHXBAI or KTHXBYE - OK, thanks, goodbye, used either to cut short a conversation or to express displeasure with being cut short

L
L2P - Learn to play; an admonishment to MMORPG players who are incompetent and/or whine
L8R - Later, L8R also sometimes abbreviated as L8ER is commonly used in chat rooms and other text based communications as a way of saying good bye.
Lag - Slang term for slow Internet speeds or high Internet latency; Lag is sometimes due to a server problem, but more frequently due to the connection between client and server. A slow or intermittent connection may often be referred to as laggy
Lamer - A know-nothing, one who is lame.
Leet - Often spelled as l33t or 1337 in ASCII form. It originally meant elite
LFG - Looking for group
LFM - Looking for more
LM(F)AO - Laughing my (frigging) ass off
LMIRL - Let’s meet in real life.
LMK - Let me know
LOL - Laughing out loud, laugh out loud
LTNS - Long time no see
Lurker - Someone who frequents a Usenet group without participating in discussions

M
MMORPG, MMO - Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
MMOFPS - Massive Multi-player Online First Person Shooter
MOTD - Message of the day
MS - Maple Story, an MMORPG
MTFBWY - May The Force be with you
MUD - Multi-User Dungeon
MUSH - Multi-User Shared Hallucination
MYOB - Mind your own business
M8 - Mate

N
NE1 - “Anyone”
NFI - “No ~censored~ Idea”
Newbie, noob, or n00b - An inexperienced user of a system or game, or an annoying person.
NIFOC - Naked In Front Of Computer
NM - (Sometimes written N/M) Not much, Never mind or no message, used on message boards or in e-mails to indicate that everything is already said in the subject line.
NP - No problem
NSFW - Not safe for work. Warning about content, may get the viewer in trouble with his employer or co-workers.
NVM, NVMD, or nm - Nevermind, not much

O
O RLY - Oh really?
OIC - Oh, I see
OFN - Old ~censored~ news
OMG - Oh my god
OMFG - Oh my ~censored~ god
OMW - On my way or Oh my word
OP - Original poster / Operator / Outpost
OS - Operating system
OT - Off topic
OTOH - On the other hand
OTP - On the phone or One true pairing

P
P2P - Peer to peer, or pay to play
PAW - Parents are watching
PEBKAC/PEBCAK - Problem exists between keyboard and chair
Ping - From the popular network monitoring tool, used as a greeting similar to “Are you there?”.
PITA - Pain in the arse / ass
PLMK - Please let me know
PMSL - Pissing myself laughing
POS - Piece of ~love~, or parent over shoulder.
POTS - Plain old telephone service
POV - Point of view
PPL - People
PTKFGS - Punch the Keys For God’s Sake
pr0n - Intentional misspelling of porn
PW - Persistent World (gaming)
pwned - Intentional misspelling of owned

Q
QFT - Quoted for truth. Used on internet message boards to show agreement from a previous message

R
Rehi (or merely re) - Hello again
RL - Real Life[3]
RO(T)FL - Rolling on (the) floor laughing
RO(T)FLMAO - Rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off
RO(T)FLOL - Rolling on (the) floor laughing out loud
RSN - Real soon now (used sarcastically)
RTFB - Read the ~censored~ binary (or book)
RTFS - Read the ~censored~ source
RTFM/RTM - Read the (~censored~) manual

S
SCNR - Sorry, could not resist
sk8/sk8r - skate/skater
Smiley - Another name for emoticons
SMH - Shaking my head
SNAFU - Situation normal: all (~censored~/[3]fouled) up
Snail mail - Normal paper mail service
SOHF - Sense of humor failure
Spider - The program behind a search engine
STFU - Shut the ~censored~ up
STFW - Search the ~censored~ web

T
TANSTAAFL - There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch
TBF - Time between failures
TBH - To be honest
TG - That’s great
TGIF - Thank god it’s Friday
TH(N)X, TNX or TX - Thanks
TIA - Thanks in advance
TINC - There Is No Cabal, a term discouraging conspiracy theories
TMI - Too much information
TOS - Terms of service
TTBOMK - To the best of my knowledge
TTFN - Ta ta for now
TTT - To the top, used in forums to bump a thread
TTYL - Talk to you later (also spelled TTUL, T2UL or T2YL)
TTYTT - To Tell You The Truth
TW - T-Warez.com
Tweedler - One who has deep love for all computer related technology and gadgets
TWIMC - To Whom It May Concern
TY - Thank you
TYT - Take your time
TYVM - Thank you very much

U
U - You
UTFSE - Use the ~censored~ search engine

V

W
w00t, w00T or WOOT - First two express exuberance, the latter is a acronym for the term “We Own the Other Team”.
W/ or W/O - With or without
WB - Welcome back
W/E - Whatever
WRT - With respect / regard to
WTB - Want to buy
WTF - What the ~censored~
WTG - Way to go
WTH - What the hell
WTS - Want to sell
WTT - Want to trade
WUG - What you got?
WoW - World of Warcraft (game)
WUBU2 - What (have) you been up to?
WUU2 - What (are) you up to?
WYSIWYG - What you see is what you get
W8 - Wait

Y
YARLY - Yeah Really
YHBT - You have been trolled
YKW - You know what?
YMMV - Your mileage may vary.
YTMND - You’re The Man Now, Dog
YW - You’re welcome.
YOYO- You’re On Your Own.

Z
ZOMG - An intentional misspelling of the acronym shorthand for “Oh My God/Gawd” and pronounced “Zoh My God/Gawd” This version is mainly used in jest or to ridicule people who use abbreviations like OMG and OMFG